BitLife: How to reach 100 years old
So you want to live forever (or at least until your Bitlife character kicks the bucket at a ripe old age). Who wouldn’t? Living to 100 is like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you get bragging rights and a whole lot of virtual birthday cake. So how do you do it? Here’s the lowdown, straight from a fellow Bitlifer who’s tired of seeing their characters bite the dust too soon:
Baby Steps: Start from the Get-Go
Look, I know it’s tempting to pick the coolest-looking parents or the ones with the most money, but if you’re serious about longevity, choose the healthy ones. It’s like inheriting a good set of tires for the long road ahead.
Once your little Bit-being is born, don’t let them be a couch potato. Get them moving! Go for walks, hit the gym, and maybe even try a little yoga. Trust me, your future self will thank you.
Midlife Crisis? Nah, Midlife Makeover!
By now, you’ve probably landed a job and maybe even started a family. Congrats! But don’t get too comfortable. It’s time for a midlife tune-up.
- Ditch that stressful job. Seriously, who needs ulcers? Find something you enjoy, something that doesn’t make you want to hurl your phone across the room.
- And for the love of all things Bitlife, eat your veggies! Go for that Mediterranean diet. Your arteries will thank you.
Stay Sharp and Sassy
- So, you made it to the golden years? Awesome! Now, don’t just sit around knitting and watching reruns of “The Bitlife Bachelor.” Keep that mind active! Learn a new language, take up painting, or even start a virtual book club.
- And don’t forget your friends and family. Isolation is a one-way ticket to an early grave (even in the virtual world). Stay connected, share some laughs, and maybe even gossip a little. After all, a good social life is the best medicine (well, besides the doctor’s checkups, of course). Remember, Bitlife is just a game, but hey, why not try to live your best (and longest) virtual life?
JC Paredes
Since March 2021, I've worn two hats at Spiel Times: a writer and a Managing Editor. In my writing role, I've earned recognition from Wikipedia and Nev Schulman (Catfish TV Show host) for my insightful analysis and engaging narrative style. I'm passionate about all things gaming, with a keen eye for detail and a knack for uncovering hidden secrets within games. My gaming journey began at a young age, captivated by titles like Resident Evil and Tomb Raider. Today, I enjoy exploring open-world RPGs and MMORPGs, consumed by their lore and crafting theories about their narratives. I'm also drawn to the suspenseful atmosphere of horror games and the intricate narratives of crime-themed titles, bringing a unique perspective to my writing. Beyond gaming, I have a fascination with anything unexplained and chilling, a passion that often spills over into my exploration of horror games. When I'm not engrossed in a virtual world, you can find me curled up and spending time with my adorable doggy sidekick, Teemo. As Managing Editor, I'm committed to fostering a collaborative and supportive environment for our writing team. I communicate openly with my team members, addressing any content-related issues and providing guidance to help them excel.
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